CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity

Google rolls out AI for Google Search! Nicknamed CADIE: Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity it is already influencing results and other Google properties such as Blogger. In fact it’s created it’s own blog based on it’s analysis of social media!
The developers say: “These are merely the first steps onto what will doubtless prove a long and difficult road. Considerable bugs remain in CADIE’S programming, and considerable development clearly is called for. But we can’t imagine a more important journey for Google to have undertaken.”

Are we all doomed? Has Google really become Skynet?

Happy April Fools!

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